being a pessimist is great…I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you, peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too.
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face and go to another world that’s full of fairies and talking mushrooms and everything is perfect.
have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself